My name is Malcolm [Malc] Perkins; and my main business is writing Wedding Speeches, which I do from my website www.aspeech.co.uk; and it is with regret that after 18 years, I  am no longer writing After Dinner Speeches.


However on this site I am offering a low cost pack of DIY After Dinner Speech documents, with remarks, jokes and humour taken from the multitude of successful speeches that I wrote; that will most definitely simplify constructing your own very entertaining speech.

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If you are planning on writing your own After Dinner Speech, I guarantee my After Dinner Speech, Jokes, Humour and Comments Pack, will be the best £15 you have ever spent. This can be purchased and instantly downloaded lower down 24/7 by card or account, through the Fully Secure site PayPal.


These are some of the many Genuine Testimonials I have received.


I have just downloaded the full set of after dinner speeches, and I must say they are brilliant! I have just started my year as President of our association, and these files alone have given me great confidence and I actually look forward to delivering many of these lines during the coming year.


I just thought I would take the time to write and thank you so much for your excellent speech service. Last night, as Vice Chairman of our club, I was required to deliver a funny after dinner speech at our Black Tie Ladies Night Dinner. Searching the Internet and finding all the usual collection of jokes that my wife says I could not use was a real frustration, but finding your site was like finding gold dust.


Once I had downloaded your after dinner speech humour last Monday, I felt much better about my impending speech. With a couple of hours selection and personalisation I ended up with a 5 page speech lasting around 10 minutes. The result was a great success, as so many people complimented me after the speech, that it has left me on a high even now some 12 hours later. I will be passing on your web site address today to friends who asked me where I got the material from.


I just wanted to write to say that your Speech pack is superb. The hints and tips given were invaluable. This was the second speech I have given to more that 80 people. The first was a disaster but with your pack my second attempt was a resounding success. People were actually coming up to me after the speech asking if I was a professional after dinner speaker; I couldn't recommend your product more.


After Dinner Speech Pack for Instant Download.


Containing the superb After Dinner Speech Directory of Humour and Jokes; 47 x A4 pages of useable one and two liners, opening comments, general humour and closing lines.


Plus the 28 x A4 pages of Clean After Dinner Speech Jokes and Humour,  


Plus 9 x A4 pages  of Golf Humour and Jokes, ready to paste into your speech.


And Finally the 22 x A4 pages of Adult Jokes and Humour [some very rude], ready to paste into your speech.


Every customer also receives excellent, detailed tips, on how to successfully present their speech and all products come with a genuine money-back guarantee.



All for just £15.