After Dinner Speeches Made Child’s Play
Custom Limericks
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rite a Custom Limerick for your specail occasion.
We write verses for any occasion
For folks of most any persuasion
Bring a smile or a yuck
To a Brit or Canuck
Ethiopian, Aussie or Asian
If Valentine's Day is the deal
You may take out your squeeze for a meal
And deliver a rhyme
Either crude or sublime
And you're sure to get more than a feel
If a colleague is set to retire
You could send him a cable or wire
Better yet custom verse
Either friendly or terse
Then go find a replacement to hire
If you wish to send greetings to clients
To enhance a commercial alliance
Custom verse is unique
Very cool and oblique
And a handy promotion appliance
Or perhaps you just want to say 'HI'
To some far away babe or a guy
If you've drifted apart
You could make a new start
With a limerick that's silly or dry
For folks of most any persuasion
Bring a smile or a yuck
To a Brit or Canuck
Ethiopian, Aussie or Asian
If Valentine's Day is the deal
You may take out your squeeze for a meal
And deliver a rhyme
Either crude or sublime
And you're sure to get more than a feel
If a colleague is set to retire
You could send him a cable or wire
Better yet custom verse
Either friendly or terse
Then go find a replacement to hire
If you wish to send greetings to clients
To enhance a commercial alliance
Custom verse is unique
Very cool and oblique
And a handy promotion appliance
Or perhaps you just want to say 'HI'
To some far away babe or a guy
If you've drifted apart
You could make a new start
With a limerick that's silly or dry